So Much for My Happy Ending

I wanna rewrite my life story. If I can't turn back the hands of time, I'll just redo the ending.

"... and no doubt, he lived happily with her, a comfortable life, ever after."

I'm only happy when it pours.

Now our story's played out like this,
just like a paper back novel.
Let's rewrite an ending at Friends,
instead of a Hollywood Horror.